Love Triangles

You can't spell gRIzzLy mAn without LIAR. See what I did there? Anyways, I am going to propose some crazy ideas here, and feel free to shoot them down. So far, we have seen 4 pivotal characters: Timothy (Bear Man Guy), Jewel (woman who used to date Bear Man Guy and now feels as if she has rights to his watch, which apparently has some symbolic value), the pilot (old guy with rocking mustache whose main purpose in life appears to be picking Bear Man Guy up every so often so he lives), and the woman who is on the island with Bear Man Guy when they both die (I forgot her name, but let's call her Lisa?). Ok, here is what I am thinking...Bear Man Guy and Lisa are living in the romantic hills of Alaska together. However, there is more to this story than meets the eye. Bear Man Guy and Jewel are still in love but decided that they will attempt to see other people, and if that does not work out by a specified time, they will fall back into each others loving arms. This is why Jewel seems to be distraught by the gift of the still-ticking watch, which represents their promise of time. In an effort to get over Jewel, Bear Man Guy finds this random girl named Lisa, who we really do not know anything about, and invites her to live dangerously close to bears in Alaska! What girl wouldn't want that!? Lisa loves not taking showers and listening to Man Bear Guy talk about how awesome he is. What a coincidence; Bear Man Guy ALSO loves these things. However, Jewel is looming in the shadows. A jealous wreck, she devises a plan with who other than the pilot, to take Lisa out of the picture. I'm still trying to work out an incentive for the mustached pilot...maybe money, or maybe he loved Jewel...that would make this story even more complicated. Anyways, the day Bear Man Guy and Lisa were killed was quite an interesting one. The pilot flew to where they were staying and brought his gun up to their campsite. Just as he was about to shoot Lisa, Bear Man Guy commanded his bear friends to attack the pilot! Unfortunately, due to an incredibly awkward miscommunication and overestimation of bear commanding power, the plan backfired. The bears, instead, attacked Lisa and Bear Man Guy. The pilot then returned to the town to tell about what had happened to the two lovers. Jewel was left with nothing but a watch and a broken heart. I know this might seem a bit confusing, but it is what I think might be explained in the second half of this film. If you want me to draw a schematic in class tomorrow, feel free to ask. 

Here is a bat eating a banana!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSUVXAsQe4I